…”Y”…ism’s…


 The Y’s for Today

  • Why your credit card gets debited immediately with an on-line buy and a return takes 5-10 days for a credit?
  • Why you think you get better gas mileage with a full tank and not a half tank of gas?
  • Why a white starch, a white vegetable and a white meat make you think your dinner stinks?
  • Why you have to go to the bathroom at the most inopportune times?
  • Why you wake up feeling crappy and as soon as you call out sick you feel fine?
  • Why salad’s taste better out than in?
  • Why annoying people find you at every party?
  • Why SPAM is not just a food any longer?
  • Why hamburger isn’t referred to as the other “brown” meat?
  • Why is it an uphill battle instead of a downhill struggle?

 

Live Life to it’s Fullest & Follow Your Dreams

See You Soon!

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.  ~Ashleigh Brilliant

 

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About jant1951

Grandmother, mother, wife, sister, friend, aunt. A professed love of theatre. Retired from Verizon. Financial secretary at Rappahannock High School. Married to "The Mechanic Man". Love to travel. Born again Christian! View all posts by jant1951

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